Rubysweet5 Periscope Nip slip

Guys, I'm too ******. I can't...

I get too dumb on ********* for you guys.

Cool nipples.

I like my little nipples.

No, but... Pachinko's sweet.

I am the...

Top dog of the fuckin'...

I saw it first.

What are you talking about? Did I show my nipples?

Oh. Ah, that was an accident. I just saw me do that.

I'm so white.

Like, so white that I'm allergic to the sun.

And I don't tan, ever.

Because I burn within ten fucking minutes of being in the sun.

So the only way if I want to get tan at all...

Well, this is what I did in college.

I had to go...

To... I had to go to the tanning bed.

Several times. Several times a week.

And I still... I still was not that fucking dark.

Like...

Damn. That sucks.

I wish you guys could hear the rain. It's so nice.

Ever played in the tanning bed? No.

Here's... I have to be careful that I don't burn the fuck out of myself.

Because I will. It has... It does happen very often.

And I literally have to go to the hospital because I swell up.

Because I'm so allergic to the sun. I'm not joking.

I'm not joking.

It's so ugly.

Guys, what should I have for dinner?

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