Rude Jokes, searching for the funniest.
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I challenged myself with trying to find some of the best adult jokes online. This is a list of the best ones I managed to find. Reading the jokes, I am naked, sitting in an old warehouse kitchen sink.
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Okay, so I've been scanning the internet to find some really, really rude jokes.
So this is what I've come up with, and I hope you enjoy.
Okay.
A family checks into a hotel.
The father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the pawn is disabled."
The guy at the desk answers, "No, it's just regular pawn, you sick fuck."
I discover that I have a logic fetish. I can't stop coming to conclusions.
I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee, without other people's dicks inside.
A man got lost in a small town he was visiting when he came across a cowboy standing next to a 10-foot ball.
The man asked the cowboy, "What time is it?"
"What's long and hard and has cum in it?"
"A cucumber."
A man walks into a bar and the sign reads, "Cheeseburger, $1.50. Chicken sandwich, $2.00. Handjobs, $10."
He calls over the waitress and asks, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She smiles and answers, "Yes, I am."
So the man replies, "Can you please wash your hands? I want a cheeseburger."
Not the answer that I was expecting.
Alright.
A woman **** and goes to heaven. When she arrives, she hears the most terrifying scream ever.
The angel smiles and says, "Don't worry, someone is just having holes drilled into their back to attach angel wings."
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