Salesman sex toys gets sex
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Look at you, Bianca.
You must be thinking the same thing.
You're dressed up, in your little Christmas-y outfit.
And look what I brought.
A bag of goodies from Santa.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Let me see, what is this?
I'm going to show you.
Look what Santa Claus brought me.
Let's see here.
I got this.
Santa Claus didn't bring this.
You didn't buy this.
Where did this come from?
I brought you this water bottle for when you run on the treadmill.
It looks just like me.
Here, look.
Something for the bar.
Where did you get these?
From Santa Claus.
Oh yeah?
What does Santa Claus look like?
I don't believe that you bought me these.
Santa Claus, you know,
beard, old guy,
well,
I'll tell you what happened, really.
I actually ran into,
I mean, my ex
brought me the bag, you know.
But,
I mean, I want to spend
Christmas with you, not with her.
Did you fuck her?
No, no.
I swear, I didn't.
She just kind of surfaced with this bag of goodies.
And I, you know,
she's probably trying to win me back.
And I told her that, you know, I'm with Bianca,
and I'm happy.
Yeah, she's,
she wants you to drink from a
penis water.
I don't get it either. I know, see, that's what I say.
She's nuts, she's crazy.
I don't want her.
I want you.
I do mean business, look at you.
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