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Dear diary, it just felt like yesterday that I was just asking daddy for ********* school clothes.
And I was being so mean to Uncle Phil.
I wonder what I'm going to do to get on Santa's nice list.
Ho ho ho! Elf, bring in the next contestant!
My little Santa's helper.
We have this one for you.
Oh my goodness, come on here ***********. Have a seat.
Oh my goodness.
Hi Santa.
Tell Santa everything you want for Christmas.
You can tell Santa. It'll be our little secret, okay?
Well, I want a man. A big, nice man.
A man?
Uh huh.
Like a doll?
No. Like a play toy kind of?
A play toy kind of man? Like GI Joe?
No.
No? Well, they're very popular nowadays.
Yeah. Somebody to lay in bed with me at night. Maybe...
Thor, the guy with the big hammer?
No.
No? Okay. Let's see.
Maybe cuddle with me and show me some time and affection.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Uh, come here helper elf.
Tell everybody the mall is closing in 20 minutes, okay? I think we're going to be a little while.
Okay.
Now tell me all the things you would like.
I would like a nice size cock.
Nice size cock?
Uh huh.
Wearing a blue suit?
No. Like a red suit.
Oh, a red suit.
Uh huh.
That sounds... You don't mind a little facial hair, do you?
No, I like it.
You like facial hair?
I do.
Oh, Santa's getting so extra happy.
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