SATC Sexy

Fantastic. Is there a man in the picture?

Look!

Oh, it's so cute!

Oh, I thought it would be all scary and weird, but it isn't.

It's pink! For girls.

And look, the little bunny has a little face!

Like Peter Rabbit!

And it's even got a remote.

I mean, how lazy do you have to be?

It's a little loud.

And, uh, for the record,

that is not a black and white movie.

What?

That was supposed to be for black and white movies,

and that is not a black and white movie.

When the gay guy hit on me at the wedding, you thought it was funny.

I'm not upset about the flirt.

Okay.

What is so important that it couldn't wait?

I found a gray hair.

In a food?

In my hair. Down there.

Well, what am I going to do? It's a disaster.

It's not a disaster. It's all part of getting older.

You said that yourself.

My eyes getting old is one thing, but this...

This cannot get old.

What will Smith think?

Smith is well aware of the fact that you're older.

Older, not old. And this is old!

No man wants to fuck Grandma's pussy.

Oh, God.

This is a ******* birthday party.

I was going to tweeze, but if you pluck it,

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