Schlong Enthusiast.

It's Christmas time.

Eat a dick.

Oh.

Look at you.

That I've never done before.

You've never done that before?

'Cause I haven't had one in months.

You did see it in there before?

Uh-huh.

How'd they do it? Let me see.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, you little dirty bitch.

That's what I like to see.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Yeah, beat your lips with it.

So huge!

Those are huge.

Here, look.

Cheese!

Hi, Mom!

I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did.

Here, put one in one ear and one out the other ear.

Look right there.

I can't hear you, what?

It goes in one ear, out the other.

I thought we were doing a bikini shirt.

Now we're doing this.

You got one dick going in one ear and out the other ear.