School Mistress Punishes

Yeah.

What were they doing in your locker?

I tried smoking one.

What do you mean you tried smoking one?

You expect me to believe this is the first pack of cigarettes you've ever had?

It is.

I'm a good girl. I wouldn't do this normally.

You know how many girls I see who tell me they're good girls?

But I am.

There is one cigarette missing from this pack.

This, this by the way, you could go to jail for.

It's a fire hazard.

There are 19 cigarettes in this pack.

You mean to tell me you smoked only one?

Yes.

And that was your first cigarette ever?

It was my first and only and last. It was gross.

Why did you do it?

Because people call me a nerd all the time and I wanted to be cool.

So you think smoking cigarettes is going to keep you from being a nerd?

Now what happened? You're in detention.

Do good girls go to detention, Fiona?

No, but it's like it's time.

This is a lesson that you have to learn today.

Do you know what happens to girls who start smoking?

They never quit.

And they become women who smoke.

And then if they're lucky, they become old ladies who smoke.

But do you want to smell like that smells?

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