Semperfuck - Party fuck with soldiers

do I need any help?

whoa!

oh, you alright?

I'm good

did you not take, that's yours, huh?

yeah, I already took one

no, that's yours

no, I took it

I don't, I don't,...I don't

I don't, I don't,...I

don't, I don't, I...don

It's starting right now.

It's starting right now.

Yep.

Welcome to our party.

Welcome to the party.

The pants party.

The no pants party.

I have pants on so it's pants party.

Let's go get it before it starts.

No pants?

There's gonna be no pants.

There's no pants here.

Take that stupid towel off.

Pants.

That's a weird word.

Spell pants.

P-A-N-T-S

You know I used to spell pants with K-A-N-Z-E

Pants

That's what I got made fun of a lot right now

I'm a real guy

Did you smell Aqua Velvet? I'm sorry.

Not so much that you smell it.

The truth or hell, man.

Why would you smell... Why would I smell...

Because he Aqua Velvet'd his balls.

He Aqua Velvet'd his balls.

Why?

A tiny bit. A crappish it.

My mouth is going to be on the...

Alright, fine. I'll take it off then, right?

You want me to take it off?

He wants you to take it off.

Here, here, here. Here's the soap. Take it off right now.

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