Senator Interview Awkward Moments

wife's illness.

All right, all right.

Now let's switch.

OK.

You're not unusual.

Really.

I just think it's a little bit strange.

I think it's rather rude to talk with your mouth full.

But then again, her mouth being full is a different matter.

Now, what can I do for you?

Um, well I wanted to see if you might be able to tell me a little bit about the night that

your wife was, uh, dicked.

That is, if you could tell me any specific details about that night.

OK, let's see.

It was dark, a new moon I think, about 65 degrees.

No, that's not what I mean.

Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm not being clear.

Maybe, uh, maybe you could tell me something more specific about the incident.

Well you see, well my wife's been rejecting me sexually, as usual.

Oh, women.

Oh, man.

But you know, I don't really care because, well, well you see I've told Nadia here that

I'm going to leave my wife and marry her.

Now, then again, I do feel a little bit guilty, just a little bit of course, that I'm leaving

my wife and she's in this condition.

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