Sex Hex 2007

Hello?

This is Avery Johnson.

Hello, Mrs. Avery Johnson, please?

Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.

Hello, is Mr. Kasajian there, please?

Hi, uh, Mr. Kasajian, my name is Carl, I'm a new local businessman.

I'm wondering if I could take up just two minutes of your time.

Great. I'm wondering, have you seen any vampires around?

No, I'm not a homo!

I'm trying to save your ass here, I'm a vampire hunter!

I'm not trying to touch your ass, I'm trying to save your ass!

You too!

Sure, no problem.

I'm here for the job interview.

I mean, uh, Callie, she's right down the hall.

Alright, thanks.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Thank you. Thank you so much for this opportunity.

You're welcome.

you with a BA in Finance.

Sounds collegiate. Ivy League, I take it.

Yeah.

I have your coffee.

I was the manager there, I had four employees.

I think you need to shut up.

She started acting weird and then she came on to me.

You killed her?

No.

I mean, she's hot.

I mean, she had me more turned on than winning the lottery.

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