Sex in a van

I know. You waiting for him to get off though?

No, he just went in like two hours ago.

Oh shit, so you're just stuck waiting around all day long with nothing to do?

Does he make a lot of money? Are you like a kept woman?

Yeah.

He takes care of all your needs.

Do you have any hobbies?

No, I go to the beach.

You go to the beach, but not today because it's nasty.

Today's nasty.

I know, today it's kind of not.

She's got a nice little beach body though.

I know, talk about it. Look at that little tummy.

Nice little flat tummy.

It's not flat.

Oh yeah.

Y'all crazy.

Do you exercise a lot?

Does she have a beach bum?

Beach bum?

Does she have a beach booty?

I don't know, do you have a beach booty?

You're so forward.

I am a little forward.

Well, it's early in the morning, you know.

So forward.

So, he's...

Excuse me, I'm a little...

His girlfriend's the one that makes all the money in his family, so he can run around and have fun.

So we just usually drive around, look for people to hang out with, take for a ride.

Want to go for a ride?

Oh, come on.

No, it's alright.

Come on, you actually ain't got nothing else to do.

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