Sex Tape Fail

How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

Great. So what do you have planned?

Uh, nothing.

I could eat, I'm really hungry.

Okay, we can...

What are you doing?

Oh, so nice.

Wait, wait.

What?

I don't want to.

You can have the PRV shirt eventually.

Come on, I don't care if you have to back me.

No.

What?

What?

I'm just like, that's not even a thing.

I'm just cold.

I don't want to tonight, okay?

Okay.

Target?

What?

It's just a roll of dimes.

What?

You're telling me...

I'll buy a book and...

Why are you being so descriptive?

You don't have to say those things.

Like a narrator or something.

Is it in yet?

Almost.

Look, I'm not going to go to the bathroom on you.

What? Why would you think I would want to do that?

Because that night that we spent the night at your grandma's, I only did it because you were sad about the funeral.

That's not true.

Sometimes I think it's the only time that you enjoy having sex with me.

Woo! Yeah, yeah, take it!

What?

Take your medicine!

Why?

Woo! Ha ha!

Why are you laughing like that?

What? I thought you liked it when I talked dirty to you.

It's just weird.

Is it good for you?

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