Shot on Location 1972

What you need is something to occupy your time, like tennis or golf.

I prefer the swimming pool.

What do you do for kicks?

Now Agnes, you know I haven't had my hands on anything strange for a whole year.

Ever since my brother gave you that big plus job, you've been shooting on location.

Like how to finance your expensive tape.

Because unless you're home tonight, on time for a service call,

this little script girl is going to write a whole new scene.

Now Agnes, you know there's only one person in the whole world for me.

find out you've been two-timing him with

Oh, that guy is a real bastard.

The only way to cool Mr. Garrick is to frame him so he wouldn't dare make a move.

Yeah.

As executive director of Flagstone Films,

he has a lot more to lose than I do.

Remember that near scandal with the Italian actress at the Cannes Film Festival?

Ha! Yeah.

That's it!

His weakness for young broads!

Oh, Mary Magdalene, I know why Christ liked you.

You're a real sh--

Take that jerk husband of my sister's. He actually thinks he's a producer,

just because I let him put a fancy title on the door.

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