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She said my two brothers are less intelligent.

Hey, you didn't ask me though.

I didn't.

On paper.

On paper I'm smarter.

Okay, well, on paper don't nobody smile when you exercise.

exercise and smiling, sitting over there just lifting all that weight up just to grin and...

Name an activity that puts a big smile on your face.

Faith says making money.

So enter now at pch****.

Can't think delicious?

First of all, you can't think delicious.

Could you email me the barcode? I can make it easy to switch and save hundreds.

Oh yeah, sure.

You don't know my name, do you?

Of course I know your name! I just get you mixed up with-

Introducing the Impossible Whopper, with a patty made from plants, no beef.

No beef.

I've never had a plant taste like beef before.

Tastes like a Whopper.

Tastes like a Whopper.

Tastes like a beef burger.

Lies!

Introducing the Impossible Whopper, available nationwide, only at Burger King.

I'm gonna go clean my room. My room is so dirty.

Now doing the same thing over and over again can get you a different result.

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