Slapped on me Santa Claus's back

Both ends.

Both ends?

Ouch! Guys, I told you!

You told me what?

Your lens was burning!

My finger was burning.

Think that did any good?

Yes, sir.

You're going to change your behavior?

For sure.

And if it doesn't, you're going to end up here tomorrow evening.

Now isn't that better to get that than a nice chunk of coal in your stocking?

I guess so sir.

You don't know?

I think so.