Smiley Beads Belt

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Thank you very, very, very, very much.

Now, here's a number here for a buddy of mine.

He's sort of a lush.

I didn't know he ***** till one day I saw him sober.

I told him, I said, "You know, that whiskey is slow poison."

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He says, "I'm in no hurry."

I says, "Don't talk back. Now, you know what doctors say.

You drink too much, you don't live long."

"Oh, hell," he said, "I've seen more old ****** than old doctors."

"Now, look, pal."

I said, "Do you drink about a pint of whiskey a day?"

"Oh, hell," he said, "I spill that much."

Now, it's okay to drink, but you know, some people they get mean,

some people will get sleepy.

Now, this happens to be the ******* type guy.

He even threatened the girl's life at the bar.

I heard him say, "I'd like to stab that girl."

Well, we searched him and no *****.

The bartender says, "Look, pal, you may leave the club. You're getting blind."

I said, "I'm not getting blind. I just saw a one-eyed cat coming in the door."

Now, the boss says, "Now, look, pal, I know you're blind. That cat's leaving."

Now, this--don't think about that. It gets worse.

Now, he's a veterinarian.

Now, this clown that I'm talking about, I phoned him up one day and I said,

"Hey, I got a sick cat."

He says, "Okay, give him a pint of castor oil and forget it."

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