SNEAK PEEK: Your Choice, Get Fucked or Go to Jail

It's your fucking sister.

Can you please come pick me the fuck up?

You wanna tell me what the fuck happened?

I was in the department store

and this fucking mean ass bitch from high school

came up to me and she was talking about something

you were stealing.

I got a little angry, so I kinda hit her.

Who do you think posted your bill?

I don't know, did you?

I spent a huge chunk of my college tuition

How the hell do you think you're gonna reciprocate?

Money wise, you're shit out of luck.

That's not what I had in mind.

Oh my God!

Come on, not that big of a deal.

This is gross.

Aren't you glad your brother bailed you out?

Oh, what the fuck?

Jail was better than this.

Don't you know what happens when you drop soap?

It's so wet and it's not just water.

I should drop soap more often.

You're gonna come for me?

Oh, maybe.

You're a quiet cover.

Maybe because you're our fucking brother.

My wallet's behind your back, isn't it?

My friends are going on a three day trip.

My boss hired me because he found out I got arrested.

So now I have no ********* the fucking trip.

I'll pay you back somehow.

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