So Fine

I'm gonna be gay.

Don't worry. Everybody's gonna be too busy trying to get into everybody's pants to make a mess.

And whose pants are you gonna be trying to get into?

Yours, of course.

After all, you're the hostess with the mostess.

That's my boy.

Ah.

Oh.

I'm gonna come.

Oh, oh, feels so good.

give me more

Oh

Now you put some lube on the deck.

Hopefully it's bigger than this one.

Then you put the condom on.

and you hold the tip down so that you don't have any unsightly air bubbles.

And then you lube the butt and have fun.

And if you don't know how to use this, then you need to take our "Sex for Dummies" class next week.

Our gracious host has put out condoms, lube, and cum rags all over the house,

so don't be afraid to use them frequently.

If you're fucking real hard, you may need to replace it a couple of times,

or if you get soft and then get hard again, you'll need to replace it.

And like I said before, they're all over the place, so have fun.

And that's all.

So can I talk to you downstairs alone for a minute?

Sure, let's go downstairs right now.

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