solo

It looks real. It feels real too.

When was the last time you had a good stiff one?

Wow.

Oh yeah?

Cool, well I'm just gonna hang out here. Maybe read the paper.

Aww, okay.

The paper in my house.

You might have to feel those.

They're squishy.

Wait, hold on a second.

As you say, surgeries are made in...

Oh.

I think I saw something in the water.

Do you want some of that?

No, I don't know if the oil would be very good for this.

I try not to put oil on stuff.

Alright, let's start. Ready, set, go. Red light, green light. One, two, three.

yeah it's just me i know my ex-boyfriend took a couple pictures of me one time

but not like this so this is your first time you're doing anything yeah you're like a video virgin yeah

i thought i lost my virginity long ago i want a jack up on your boobs

i got a horn right now

you didn't even start yet i know

what are you gonna do then you have to put the camera down i don't know

maybe put the camera down jack off something i don't know i'll jack up after you leave

I like the song because it has the vibrating on this side instead of this side.

That's why it's kind of weird.

You know?

Mm-hmm.

I'm tired.

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