Somebody’s wife

Do you have to tell me that every time?

You laugh especially when you have the same darn tickle spots as our son.

Oh no.

That just teaches me to laugh.

I discovered you two have the same damn spots.

Seriously.

Oh, sorry.

You may not remember this, I may be showing my age a little, being in my 30s, but when I was little, like ***************** little,

if we went behind your neck like this, if you moved your head back like it tickled or something, you were automatically told you were boy crazy.

But if a boy done it, he was girl crazy.

I was part unfathomable to show my age.

I didn't know it was that way.

Nobody's ever done it that way.

Nobody had got done that way all the time when I was in *****************.

They chased me because I kept moving my head back.

Like, "Look at that!"

And then you're adamantly trying to defeat me and you say, "No, I'm not playing, Katie!"

I know, right?

Oh, sorry, sorry.

What, you gonna rub me?

You're gonna play Tico with us.

Okay, come over here.

I'm waiting for you on the side.

Can you rub me?

Oh, it looks like you're having fun.

Okay, come on.

Come on.

Like I said, it looks like you're having fun.

Well I know what you ain't know, but you keep having fun with my boobs!

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