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You'll be serving your country just like American film legend Mickey Rooney.

Hi! I'm former biggest star in the world, Mickey Rooney.

And as you may know, I am totally and completely insane!

I like to yell at mice with my shirt off.

Gaaaaah! Gaaaaah!

Sometimes I like to steal other people's scabs.

Gaaaaah! Gaaaaah!

How do I stay so crazy?

Mickey Rooney's crazy, Bill!

He'll be up for breakfast, lunch, and before you know it,

you'll be up out of your roof, ******* in the chimney!

Hold out your stockings, ****!

Frank, you can't join the Army. You're *********.

Besides, the Army's weak.

Now the Marines, those are the men you wanna f***.

Are you kidding, Lawrence? The Army's great!

You get to save ********* college, there's free food,

and all the brown people you can ****.

I am sorry, but he is not joining the Army. Case closed.

And you believe that brainwashing **** like Chris to serve in the military?

Aye, as the bottom 10% of our high school class is all divided on the medal.

You stole that from the Onion?

What?

You stole that, and I read that in the Onion about the war in Iraq.

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