Spanked over box

I know you've never done this before.

Paddling of this nature.

I'm going to watch you.

First thing we'll do if you hold my paddle.

Let's see.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Catch a cement brick by the toe.

You're first.

You've got to stay just like that.

Pull the box, honey.

First thing you want to do, Bart, is get them strapped in securely.

Because they will hop around and move around in the water.

Usually I'll put their wrists to the... if they start putting their hands back up.

But I'll be nervous.

Put this over here.

It's real tight.

Normally I'll start out on the dress.

Let them get warmed up a little bit.

I'll just stand over here behind me.

See the reaction she's making.

I'm paddling this girl today because

she likes to take a car

that I always nice enough to get her

and do a little peeling of dry woods.

Which is not good for the car,

not good for the transmission,

and it's not good for the tires.

And it's not good for me to know that she's doing this.

Understand why you're getting paddled?

Yes sir.

Good hard smack.

No more driving like a maniac.

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