Spunk'd part 1

Now I have to make sure that you have no metal objects in your person.

Hairless Hilton gets a lesson in sex ed, hillbilly style.

This is sex ed?

Yeah, the state mandate says we gotta teach sex ed. This is sex ed.

No one told Katherine Hyman about the guest director's last minute script changes.

What's going on, Christina?

Jizzy, we have a problem. The guy in room 5 has had a hard on for over 24 hours.

Is there a problem here?

Yes, this says I suck his dick.

I know, can you just please do what it says?

But, I mean I can't just get naked and blow a guy.

Oh, come on. I mean, I thought you were an artist.

Yeah, I am.

Do it for your art.

Well...

Mary Kate and Ashley Holson get punished for their forbidden soiree.

Who are you people? And what in the name of the Lord are you doing on my granddad's property?

We must quickly purify your souls before it's too late.

In order to cleanse your sins, you must take off all your clothes and suck our dick.

What? How does that make sense?

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