Stas Landon and Sergeant Miles

Okay.

First off, how old are you?

I'm 31.

31? Okay.

And where do you currently live?

I live in Moscow, Russia.

Oh, I hear it's beautiful there. I want to visit sometime so bad.

It's true.

How many languages do you speak?

It's three languages. Russian, Ukrainian, and a little bit English.

Well, I think your English is pretty good.

I understand you better than a lot of other people around here.

Thank you.

So you speak three languages?

Yeah.

That's very good.

What about tattoos? Do you have any tattoos?

No, I don't have any.

Take off your shirt. Let me see.

Nice. Very nice. Anything on your legs?

No.

Okay. Well, I'll take your word for it, I guess.

Do you have tattoos?

Yeah, I have a lot of tattoos.

Show me.

I have them all over.

I have this one from a music festival I went to in Amsterdam just last summer.

Okay.

This one right here is Iraqi for "I am strong."

There's a camel spider. Same thing. Those are in Iraq.

Scorpions. They're kind of the tanks of the insect world.

And that's... I was a tanker in the army.

This is Iraqi for "I am brave."

Okay.

And then I have one across my back that is...

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