Step bro I need your help I need a facial

I'm going to go and get it. Richie? Richie? What's up sis? Come here. How was your day?

She had a headache. Bullshit. So, you're...

Yeah, but...

Okay, so...

So, I was watching the telly

and apparently that sperm is really good for your complexion.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah?

And...

I was just going to ask you...

How do I say it?

How about my face?

Please?

No, no, no.

I swear, I'll give you ********* it.

I'll let you... I'll do your handjob, please.

I'll pay you, please!

I've spent so much money on creams and all sorts.

No, no.

It's just really what I need, please.

Look at my pores! You can see my pores!

I can't see your pores.

No, no, there'd have to be more in it than that.

I'm such a dick.

Please, I have no more boyfriends, I don't want to spend any more money on trains and shit.

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