STEP DAD GETS INTO TROUBLE

Okay.

Officer...

Should I take ridge of you?

Alright, thanks.

Sorry, what's up?

I really gotta take a leak.

I bet you do.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I think you know.

No, I don't.

Well, you know why I stopped you, right?

Yeah.

Well, that place is pretty well known in these parts.

For what?

Well, you know.

Sexed?

Yeah.

Oh, you're in trouble now.

Officer, I really didn't know. I just pulled over and went into the woods to take a leak.

I was just driving through on my way to hearing.

Yeah?

Yeah. My brother's reopening the family business. I'm gonna help him get set up. He'll vouch for me.

Well, where is he? He doesn't seem to be around.

Bill?

I don't think he's here.

Well anyway, thanks for driving me over here.

Sure. Five minutes drive from the woods is no skin off my nose.

You knew of this, aren't you?

For his day.

Well good luck with that.

In the meantime, I really gotta take a piss.

One go?

Cuffs.

What about his day?

I can't aim without my hands.

I'll aim for you.

Now I gotta piss.

I don't think I can do this.

So what exactly goes on over there in the woods?

Cod sucking.

Do guys show their hard-ons off to each other?

I guess so.

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