Stepmom consoles stepson after breakup

Played football.

Butch?

Yeah.

She said she loved me.

That's a tough one.

She said she loved you?

No, she loved me and then she leaves a week later.

Oh, honey.

Well, what reason did she give? I mean, I really liked her.

Said I wasn't man enough or something.

You weren't man enough? Look at you. You're so strong and big and nice and...

Thanks.

Yeah. So what does she mean you're not a man?

She wants to date the Hulk or something. I don't know.

The Hulk? Well, I mean, Butch is a pretty big guy and, uh, I mean, but Butch is kind of, uh, racy.

He's kind of fast. He expects a lot out of his girls.

I don't know. I'm not into guys.

Well, I, well, obviously you're not into guys, honey. I didn't think you were.

I miss, I miss Corey.

I know you miss Corey, sweetheart.

Was there anything we can do to get her back?

No.

What do you mean, no?

Turn me into a real man, she said. Whatever that means.

Turn you into a real man?

Learn how to use my dick or something.

Learn how to use your dick? Have you, you guys haven't gone all the way yet?

I don't know what I'm doing. I've never had sex before.

Oh, honey. Oh. Well, do you want me to teach you how to be a little bit more of a man?

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