Stepsis Fucks My Cinco De Mayo
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Hours have passed since my blind date has answered my texts.. I guess this is what it feels like to be stood up for the first time. And at my own Cinco De Mayo party too! How lame is that? At least stepsis has my back. She noticed I hid away in my room from the embarrassment, and brought me a cup of punch to cheer me up. The gesture was sweet, but I suddenly wasn't in the "party mood" anymore.
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Oh, that looks nice.
Yeah, I did it.
I did it on myself pretty much, you know.
Little detail for the lady.
Well, I'm excited to meet this online girlfriend of yours.
Okay, look.
That you've told me so much about.
First off, how about you stop calling her
online girlfriend, she has a name, all right?
Which is?
Michelle, and you're gonna show her respect.
Oh yeah, of course I'll show her respect.
Not make any jokes about online or swiping
left or right, none of that shit, all right?
You should really like, maybe chill with those
a little bit, I don't think that like--
I'm trying to pregame here, come on, Joe.
Yeah, pregame, okay, yeah, well,
Stanley will be here to keep you under wraps.
Stanley's not coming today.
Ooh, that sounded a little, I hit a sore spot there.
No, it's not so much of a--
That's why you're drinking now.
No, it's not really a sore spot, he just like,
I just couldn't take it anymore,
so we're just not together anymore.
Well, anyway, not my business,
and honestly, I don't really care, so yeah,
look, stop drinking them all, please.
Just chill, look, I'm gonna go get my phone,
I need to see where she's at.
Yeah, I wanna see her, like, do you have any pictures?
I mean, yeah, I have pics, but like,
you can wait, just, I don't know, chill,
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