Stepsis Says, Your sperm are probably so little you wouldn't even have a chance of getting me pregnant

♪ Yeah, you've gotta try ♪

♪ My family's pie ♪

Ricky!

I'm...

I'm...

Ricky, you're leaving your toys laying all over the house again.

It's not a toy, it's a miniature.

A miniature? Petroleum jelly?

What do you use this for? To jack off your little mini?

It's a hobby, I like to collect minis.

Do you got some little mini tissues to clean up your little itty bitty sperms too?

Leave me alone.

Your sperms are probably so little they wouldn't even have a chance of getting me pregnant.

Mr. Minnies.

Not my name.

Uh-huh, sure, whatever you say, Mr. Minnie.

If you think it's so Minnie,

then why don't you stick your hand down my pants

and feel it?

Okay.

I get to feel you up too, though.

All right, that works.

Okay, fine. It's not many.

My turn.

This smells nice.

I heard you on the phone the other day.

Talking about having a breeding fantasy.

What?

Are you ****** on me?

Who cares what I like?

Oh no.

So, I was wondering if maybe

I could drop a big load on you?

You would do that?

Well, I mean, I am on birth control,

but we could pretend.

Perfect.

Yeah?

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

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