Str8 talking with a buddy on the phone

And I fuckin' stroke it up my veiny shaft.

Uh huh. Look at that.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Yeah. Yeah look at that purple pecker head.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuckin' jackin' like a champ.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Yeah.

I'm fuckin' whacking it so good man.

My balls are fuckin' jumping up and down.

Oh yeah.

Look at that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at that extra weight.

I fuckin' beat my meat.

Uh huh.

Uh.

Yeah.

I'm a fuckin' stupid fuckin' pecker whacker.

Yeah.

Such a fuckin' dork.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Meet my buddy man.

Oh yeah.

Fuckin' A.

Just two buddies beating their meat.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah I am.

I'm making my dick feel good.

'Cause I'm a whacker.

'Cause I'm a masturbator.

Yep I'm a dork.

I'm a dumb stupid fuckin' masturbator.

Yep.

Yep. Yep.

I'm a big dick.

So fuckin' proud of my big dick.

Oh yeah.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that fuckin' cock just stickin' there.

Stickin' out there.

Like a fuckin' baby arm.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Look at that fuckin' wackety one hand man.

Flexin' my muscles in the other.

Oh yeah.

I can stretch my t-shirt out.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Yep.

Yep.

Uh.

Oh fuck I'm a man.

I'm fuckin' look so good beating my meat.

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