straight buddy on sofa

Had your ass warmed up? Good.

You ever figure your ass? No, I think I will.

No, yeah, I figure my ass.

Why, you want me to? Yeah.

I want to.

Oh, you want to? Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I mean, dude, it's like my favorite thing.

You crunch so fucking tight.

I don't see a lot of shape.

Is it cool if I touch you?

You good?

I'm still flexing right now.

I'll park the ass out so you can see.

You alright?

Mm-hmm.

I'd suggest you want to hit a pot first.

Alright.

Get a little soup slipper.

I do too.

Alright.

Thank you.

Cut.

I know.

I'll do that.

Do what?

Oh, I...

Do you want to do some more *******?

No, I'm good.

Can I go a little bit more?

Yeah.

You like that?

You good?

Yeah.

You good?

You, you cut?

No.

Oh.

Uh, that's hot.

Um, stay right where you are.

Easy.

Would you mind spreading your cheeks for a sec?

Eh, she's undercover.

It's cool if I can't reach something.

Yep.

Alright, on a scale from 1 to 10 how hard was it?

Not hard.

Nah?

Nah.

Was it somewhat enjoyable?

Oh yeah, it was enjoyable.

I thought you meant like, I don't know what you meant by hard.