Straight college students suck for initiation

Number three, turn around.

There you go, go lay in the mud.

Contestant number four, you think you're ready to be a Pike?

He ain't got what it takes.

He ain't got what it takes.

From Seattle, Washington.

Number four, turn around.

Two guys over there.

All right, contestant number five, straight from Douchebag, Iowa.

Come on, hurry the fuck up.

This motherfucker came and he's gonna fall.

Come on, you motherfucker.

Number five, turn around.

Go lay in the mud. Go on, get it.

And last, and definitely least, contestant number six, from St. Joseph, Michigan.

Look at that.

You think you're ready to be a fucking Pike?

Look at the ground.

You ain't got what it takes.

Turn around.

Number six, get out of here.

Get your fucking ass over there.

Get out of here.

All right, brothers, let's get a round of applause for the pledge lineup for the 26th annual rodeo.

Which one of you five is gonna pony up, huh?

Sometimes you have to turn your back on your brothers.

That's right. You guys know what time it is.

Let those motherfuckers go.

You guys are gonna stand back to back.

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