Stripper dances on pole for men and women

Bar-a-na.

Yes. I don't know if it was spelt right.

Does that mean we're not having it in a bar?

Well, that hasn't happened.

Well, we're not. It's just the show.

It's a live show.

Hi, how are we?

Oh, dear.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

You don't think they're going to be too shocked, do you?

I hope you brought us somewhere good, because...

Yeah, you've written all that out.

I don't want to be put on the spot.

If he gets too much for you.

Too much?

And they said audience participation means something.

Oh, that would be interesting.

That would be great.

Live show.

I'm not going to be reading.

Come on, lovely.

Oh, he's got the mic.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming tonight.

I'd like to read to you a piece from War and Peace.

What?

The infantry regiments that had been caught unawares

on the outskirts of the wood ran out of it.

The different companies getting mixed and retreated as a disorderly crowd.

One soldier in his spear uttered the senseless cry, "Cut off!"

That was so terrible in battle,

and that word infected the whole crowd with a feeling of panic.

Surrounded, cut off, we're lost!

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