Swapsis Says, I'm gonna kiss you dingus!!!

Are you sure? You look really nervous.

It's okay, I'm fine.

No you're not. Come on, tell me.

I can't. I feel stupid.

Look, I know it's only a swap, but you can think of me like I really am your sister.

My real sister would laugh.

Well I won't. So come on, tell me.

Do you want to talk about it?

Or mope around like you just got kicked in the vagina?

Well, I met this girl and she's coming over.

A date?

I guess.

So what's the problem?

Well, I've never really like...

Had sex before? Shocker.

Kissed a girl before.

Wait, what? Aren't you like 18 or something?

You know what, forget it.

No, no, no, wait. Come on, sit down. You don't need to be so dramatic.

Look, it's okay that you haven't kissed a girl before.

I'm sure there's plenty of girls that I haven't met before that think an experience is kind of sweet.

I don't want to be the sweet, inexperienced guy that's never been worth kissing.

I want to be the dude that grabs the girl and kisses her, you know?

Let's make one thing clear.

This isn't going to be one of those bullshit moments where the girl kisses the guy and realizes that she's been in love with him this whole time.

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