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My name is Wayne, and I'll be your guide on the ride out to Sex World.

We know that you're looking forward to your visit to Sex World,

and believe me, we're looking forward to having you with us.

Take about an hour or so.

As you might have guessed, we're not located right in town.

The pretty young hostess traveling with us today, her name is Sharon,

and she'll be handing out new questionnaires to you.

Now, please, don't fill them out now.

We prefer that you do that in the privacy of your own rooms at Sex World.

We want you to have them now, but look them over at your leisure.

See, I think that you're going to find them a little more interesting

than the applications you filled out to Sex World.

Those which appeared in various publications across the country,

they're a little more general in nature,

while these get right down to the bare facts, as it were.

Or whatever it is you're trying to get right down to.

And the point is, ladies and gentlemen, we want to assure you

that Sex World is just that, a world devoted entirely to sex,

and more importantly, a world devoted to your kind of sex,

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