T.J. Cummings having sex on the couch

I mean, 'cause my birthday wasn't for another week.

No, but how do I...

How can I hide that? I mean, I know you would find it, so...

Are you insinuating that I'm a snooper? I don't snoop.

Yeah, you are.

No, I do not. That was when I was a *****,

and my mom would hide the presents for Christmas.

You're pretty fucking nosy.

I have a reason to be nosy. You're a little... You play games.

But it was fun, though. It was very nice, thoughtful gifts.

3D cameras above and beyond.

A normal camera would have been good, but you did 3D.

Exactly.

Okay.

I put more money into it.

I'm sorry. Whose credit card did you use?

Whose credit card did you use?

Mine. But you fucked up my credit, so...

I fucked up your credit.

I don't even want to get into the credit card situation.

You call it yours, but it's a joint account that I put the money in.

Anyway, but you liked it, you enjoyed it, and you would do it again, right?

Enough of the credit cards and the shoes and what we're going to do.

Let's just think about what we did do.

We bought our first camera.

We had our first sex on camera.

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