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I know what that is.

Look at you, you're coughing too.

What would you think if your mom found out about this?

She's not going to be very happy to know that you're smoking that.

You don't even know what this is. Like, really?

I can smell what that is.

I know exactly what that is.

Come on.

Oh, please. Like, don't be a freaking snitch.

Like, dad, please, don't be a snitch.

But you're at your mom's house. You should not be smoking that.

She and I don't keep secrets from each other, you know?

Be the cool dad.

Like, my fucking real dad, you know, obviously he's going to give me shit.

You're not even my dad, so quit giving me shit, please.

Don't tell my mom.

I may not be your dad-dad, but I'm your dad.

I'm your dad here in this house.

So I think that that needs to stop.

You can't be doing that here.

Yeah, but just don't tell mom, okay?

Like, please, don't tell mom, okay?

I don't know. I mean, you're putting me in a really tough situation here, you know?

Please, please, dad. I'll do anything.

Like, just don't tell mom, because I don't want to get in trouble.

I've heard that before, "I'll do anything."

She's, like, going to send me with a fucking dad.

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