Tasty Mature Feet

Okay, right on.

And your name is Hillary?

I thought you were Hillary.

I am, the one and only.

Hildur Hillary.

Really? Do I have to? I'm 45.

Awesome! Oh my gosh, how tall are you?

5'2".

And your shoe size?

7.

Wow. And you're how tall? 5'5"?

5'2".

Oh, 5'2"?

Yeah.

Let's take a look at your feet.

Yeah.

Wow. And those are size 7?

Yes, they are.

That's perfect for modeling.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Let's have you come over here and sit down.

Wow. I'm already addicted.

You have nice fingers.

Oh, you have nice fingers too.

Let's see the bottom of your hand.

One time I told an Asian lady, "God, I really like your hands."

And she goes, "Oh yeah, I'd like them too."

And ***********, no, not that part, this part."

You like this part?

Yeah.

What is it? You're going to read my lines?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm not reading.

Let's go ahead and take off your shoes and cross them at the knees.

There we go.

Awesome.

Let's have you put them up here.

I'm just going to move this over.

Yeah.

There we go.

And let's go up with them.

Launch them back.

Oh my gosh, are they dirty?

They're dirty.

No.

And go ahead and scrunch your toes.

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