Taxi for couple

It's a good night.

How are you? - I'm in the fucking bed.

We're in the bed. - The bed, yeah.

So how long have you secretly been a couple? - So, like a day?

A day.

Oh, don't be a... - A day?

But I met this boy yesterday. - But you met me a week ago, though.

Okay, you know... - You just don't remember because you were totally loaded.

I met him a week ago, but either way, I met him yesterday and he had such an impact on my...

on, like, my spirituality.

He's so incredible.

He's a hustler, bitch. - Yeah, I'm also a hustler.

So what kind of hustler are you? - I'm a hustler, baby.

You can't deny.

'Cause when the plans start to play, you fools got to testify.

So have you, either of you guys ever had gay relations before?

Have I ever hooked up?

Yeah, have you ever hooked up?

We've been gay, but please be gay at a time like this.

Yeah.

I've macked out with a couple dudes, like mugged down with them, but like, never like hooked it up, like never sexed a dude's dick, never let a dude do it to me.

I'm doing a documentary.

Oh fuck, we're fucked. I'm in my underwear.

Have you heard of a taxi cab profession?

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