TCS Reviews Alice in Wonderland - MKX
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Hoo-hoo-hoo! A 1970s Alice in Wonderland porno spoof that's also a musical comedy?
Oh my! I sure hope it's surreal!
♪ Believe it or not, I'm walking on air ♪
♪ I never thought I could feel so free ♪
♪ Flying away on a wing and a prayer ♪
♪ Who could it be? ♪
♪ Believe it or not, it's just me ♪
That's right, you heard my bitching correctly.
As if it weren't awkward enough watching an adult film in the theater,
this one had to be one that incorporated jolly musical numbers that you'd most likely find in a ***'s film!
What the fuck, '70s?
Thanks to subversive cinema, this sexploitation cult classic comes to us in two different versions,
the softcore lonely ex and the gaping triple ex.
Which is what I have, the triple ex version.
Awesome! Now I have the longer version of a movie that restores clips that I can't show to you.
Let's see, I got an opening text scrawl here.
Guess they couldn't get John Larroquette to narrate this one.
"The motion picture you are about to see is new. Brand new."
Yeah, 1976, but whatever.
It goes on to remind us that we are watching the rare triple ex cut,
just in case you're about to accidentally watch this with your grandmother.
Oh good, Essex Pictures, the same company that brought us Mitchell,
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