Thankful For My Stepmom’s Titties - S14:E4

He can't be here today.

Let's cheer your dad.

You know, actually I'd like to give a toast, too.

I am thankful for my stepmom's titties.

They are so helpful when I'm fantasizing in bed.

What? I can't believe you just said that.

That's disgusting.

She's your stepmom.

You're right, you're right.

How rude of me.

I'm thankful for your titties, too.

Oh my God, Mom.

Did you just hear him?

You know, honey, he's just being a boy,

and I'm sure he'll be embarrassed when he thinks about it later.

You know what, honey?

I think you should just go ahead and show him your boobs.

Just get it over with.

Are you out of your mind?

No, but it's like shock therapy, you know?

Just for a couple of seconds, just get out of his system,

and then the magic is not even there.

Just get it over with.

Then it won't be such a mystery anymore.

Yeah, I know what you mean, but I'm still not doing it.

But they're so perky.

Shit. Okay, fine. But just this one time. And I'm never doing it again.

There.

Good job, honey. Let's clear the table, okay?

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