That 70's gay porn movie part 1

And, uh...

Well, I'm nervous. I don't...

I don't know. Am I really cut out for this frat life?

Oh, honey, of course you are.

I mean, your grandfather started that damn fraternity.

He was a dick, and your father, well, he was a huge dick.

Did I ever tell you what a huge dick your father was?

Only a million times, Ma.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. He was a dick, honey.

Yeah, but I know that they were good dicks.

But what if I'm not a good dick, or what if I don't even get in?

Oh, honey, I was telling...

I was telling your fourth stepfather last night,

telling him you were gonna get in.

I mean, come on, you're... you're a legacy.

Your grandfather started that. You're a legacy.

Honey, you're a shoo-in.

Yeah, well, I mean, really, I don't even care.

Just... I just want them to like me.

Oh, like you?

Honey, have they seen you?

I mean, you're absolutely adorable.

They're gonna love you.

Thanks, Mom.

So, what's up with you?

Oh, you know, just the usual, this and that.

Cleaning around the house, looking over things.

Yeah.

You know, you know how that goes.

Yeah, I got you.

You're not by the pool, are you?

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