That Step Mom's got an accent, Lol

And I was wondering if you would be fixing to get any hay today.

I'll tell you. Aaron, is it?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, my name is Sarah.

Pleasure to meet you, Sarah.

Oh, well, thank you. You are so nice.

You know, it's so funny because I needed to order some new hay today.

I was fixing to do that here in a little bit.

Well, God damn it. This must be both of our lucky day.

I guess it is. They call that a **** snow.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, the current special today is one bale for $9.99.

If you get two or more, they drop down to $8.99 per unit.

It includes the twine.

Oh, well, I would hope so.

Got to tell you something, Mr. Bartholomew.

Yes, ma'am.

I don't have any of my coin purse with me.

I left it at my mama's trailer.

Oh, ma'am.

We're kind of an old-fashioned unit.

We don't take a MasterCard or all that fancy city folk shit.

You know, I don't really know anything about them fancy plastic cards.

I never could get one.

But I do know something about a good old-fashioned barter.

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