The card game - spanking

Right, 20 cards then.

Is that it?

Yes, yes.

Good.

Now, lay down from the chair and see what you've got.

In order.

Ooh.

Nice high one. Ooh, a joker.

That means I get to pick another card at that point.

Ooh, that's more like it. Lots of picture cards at the moment.

Ah, good selection I think.

So, for the joker, let's have a look.

I will pick this one.

Ah, look at that!

Right, so we're going to start with this one.

So, down on the chest.

I don't know if she goes down.

We easily live on three to start.

And then, we've got lots of red ones all together.

So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

And then a king.

Ooh, there's lots of red actually. Blimey!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight cards of red.

You're on the short straw there, haven't you?

And then we actually have lots of black in a row.

Intriguing.

So, let's do a couple of these.

So, let's turn them over once I've done that.

Eighteen cards to go.

And these little eggs.

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