The Coach And The Interviewer

You know what you just did is a big fucking deal for, I mean, not only you, but thousands of people all over the world.

Well, you know, just gotta do what I gotta do, but if it helps somebody, all the better.

Although, gotta say, it does feel good to be free.

Well, here's to freedom.

To freedom.

So, I gotta ask you, just between me and you, I mean for real, is there anybody?

No, there's not.

Oh yeah, there kinda is. Dave Decker.

No fucking way, you're a pitching coach? Wow, no wonder you kept it quiet.

You know, what can I say, he is a good guy.

Is it, um, is it serious?

Nah, we're just fucking around.

Well, I was, I was kinda hoping you'd say that because I have a big confession to make.

Yeah? What is it, bud? You know you can tell me anything.

Ever since we met that first day at the '96 games, I, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

Really?

Yeah, months, years, all that time jacking off in the dark thinking about you, it's never stopped.

No way.

It's true.

I wish I'd known, because I've been thinking about you too. Every. Damn. Day.

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