The internet is for porn song

I'm fast and efficient so I don't have to wait!

For porn!

Always so excited!

For porn!

Proud all day and night!

For porn!

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!

For porn!

The Internet is for porn!

The Internet is for porn!

What do you think the Internet does for porn?

Porn!

Porn!

Sorry, monster!

Get down here!

Hello, *** monster!

You're ruining my song!

I'm sorry, we don't mean to!

Would you mind being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Okie dokie!

Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology!

For porn!

It gives us untold opportunity!

For porn!

From your own desktop!

For porn!

You can research, browse, and shop!

Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!

For porn!

The Internet is for porn!

Me a ball, I'd love to be born to porn!

Porn!

That's gross!

You're a pervert!

I'll stick some stones, *** monster!

No, really, you're a pervert!

Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

Oh?

Oh!

You have no idea!

Ready, normal people?

Ready!

Ready!

Let me hear it!

The Internet is for porn!

We masturbate!

All these guys are simpler flies for porn!

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