The Maid found a Boner.

I gotta tell you, you know, the dress doesn't look too bad on you.

You gonna wear that dress every time you come here?

If that's what you want, yeah. Um, woah woah woah. Yeah, I'll wear the dress. Woah woah woah. What are you doing?

I think you better do some less talking and more...

I can't do that. Your girlfriend will...

She's not gonna be real happy about you wearing her dress either.

What if she comes home?

Well, you know, I can just call her and...

No no...no

Really, you don't have to call her.

We can just settle this between the two of us.

You hired me off that one service.

Are you sure she's not gonna come home?

Are you in here?

What the fuck is happening here?

Excuse me?

Is that my dress?

Is this my dress?

I'm really, really sorry.

No, you need to take that off right now.

Okay.

What the hell are you doing?

She was riding your dick.

Yeah, work it out.

Uh, no, no....

You can stay.

No.

Why, why?

Am I not a good girlfriend to you?

You want to go fuck somebody else?

You got me all turned on before you left

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