The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue 2

Look, buddy, when are you gonna wise up and live in the 21st century?

Yeah, the world's gone mad and nothing's real.

Who gives a fuck?

Me. Me. I give a fuck. That's who.

That's what your problem is, good buddy.

You care.

No one else does.

You're the one I have to step.

Yeah, it's really simple.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Fuck, suck.

Yeah, sticking up the lady's ass, huh?

Lie down and let the lady pee on your face, right?

Well, that is not for me, good buddy.

Okay, so don't.

Do what gets you off.

You wanna be a romantic?

Go ahead, nobody's stopping you.

Griffin, you're the only one I can talk to.

Look, it's not that I'm unsympathetic.

I like my life.

A girl wants to take it up the ass.

If it feels good, what's so bad?

Some guy wants to get peed on, that's his business.

You know, back in history, good girls didn't even swallow.

This has to be better.

You're besides this for a while.

I'm sorry. I can't.

You know I'm just a relaxer.

I can get you a satisfier if you want.

No, don't bother.

Suck on Mr. Johnson.

Not for me, I'm not.

It just doesn't fit in.

Oh, he fits in.

You just gotta find somebody else who's interested in romance.

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