The Touchables - BSD

Yes, if you lost your dog, your wife, or such-a-balls, never fear, 'cause you have reached the touch-a-balls!

Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.

We got a case, we got a case.

Our pun, we're supposed to meet our client down at the Dirty Dick Saloon.

You ready?

Names are not important now.

Four months ago, a man...

Well, despite her occupation, we fell immediately and hopelessly in love.

Two ******** playfully exploring each other.

I have a chibi.

All of this was kept a secret from my father.

the scandalous would not be fitting to the...

let nature take its course, the chips be cashed in and you live happily ever after.

Unfortunately, funeral arrangements and...

I'll need a few facts first.

Yeah, come here.

Yeah.

you want an apartment. I mean I got a sudden vacancy here for you if you want

something somebody sudden alteration in rental here.

Well, I just...

This old bitch tenant, she just kinda...

Upped and went out real quick in the middle of the night.

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