(((THEATRiCAL TRAiLER))) - Hard Soap, Hard Soap (1977) - MKX

You like that janitor dick up your ass?

What happens when two normal, innocent, daytime soap opera heroines meet the famous porno star John Holmes?

Laurie and Dominique, as Penny, the innocent housewife, and Candace Chambers, as the liberated Linda Lou, team up to solve the problems of the world.

They barely succeed. In their attempt, they screw the milkman, blow the paperboy, get ***** by the janitor, jack off the bridge builder, get blinded by a flasher,

causing mayhem, adultery, i*****, and sodomy to run rampant.

What has only been envisioned in the minds of people who watch daytime soaps is now brought to you on the big screen.

Totally uncensored and completely unexpurgated.

You're crazy. You know, you're really crazy.

You send me all the way down to your husband's office to help you with your problem,

then I come back here and you're following some guy talking with his problem.

What about your problem?

You know, people need my help.

They have no one to turn to.

They're using you.

Sexual drive?

Mm-hmm.

I'll show you some sexual drive.

You're trying to say you're better than me?

You're trying to say I'm not a man, huh?

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